Ass Man

1. Add any item to your cart and click the CHECKOUT button.
2. Fill out the short form and click PLACE YOUR ORDER.
3. Send all payments to hello@fawnfancybits.com.

1. Your request is sent to my email.
2. Your payment is pending.
3. Your order is scheduled.
4. Your order is prepared.
5. Your order is shipped.

More details about what happens after you order →

I accept ONLY Amazon.COM or GiftRocket.

Here’s how to pay with Amazon or how to pay with Giftrocket.

If you pay with Giftrocket, it will say GIFTROCKET.COM.
Here’s their faq page section:
https://www.giftrocket.com/faq#charge-appearance

If you pay with Amazon, it will say it’s from Amazon.
Here’s the screenshot from me asking an Amazon support person:
http://fawnfancybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/amazon-bank-statement.png

Due to privacy concerns, I do not accept returns of any kind.

Only items paid for using Giftrocket can be refunded, I can’t give refunds on items paid for with Amazon.

Cancellations before the item is prepared can be refunded (if using giftrocket), exchanged, or postponed.

I always do my very best to give you the best experience I can. If I have failed, I will gladly replace your order. However, if you are unsatisfied despite my best efforts, it’s in the nature of my items that we must not be a good fit for one another.

I beg your understanding before placing your order and giving me your money.

All domestic orders are shipped via USPS and postage is included. A list of my shipping methods for each are listed below:

• A La Carte (pops/jars/toys) – First-Class (3-5 days)
• The Skeptic – First-Class (3-5 days)
• The Newcomer – First-Class (3-5 days)
• The Ass Man – First-Class (3-5 days)
• The CEO – First-Class (3-5 days)
• The Connoisseur – Express (overnight)
• The Dignitary – Express (overnight)

YES! I am now shipping overseas! I see London, I see France!

All international orders are also shipped via USPS. Priority and express international postage is NOT included in your order and must be added to your total. Typical shipping times and price ranges are listed below:

• First-Class Mail International
  10 – 14 business days (free!)
• Priority Mail International
  6 to 10 business days ($25 – $30)
• Priority Mail Express International
  3 to 5 business days ($55 – $60)

Orders are packaged in discreet 12.5″ by 9.5″ USPS Priority / Priority Express (or 4″ x 8″ padded envelopes for first-class) with a printed label from FFB/FFB 13350 Dallas Pkwy, Dallas, TX 75240.

To ensure freshness, each gusset is wrapped in plastic wrap then the folded panty is placed in two zip-lock baggies and pressed to remove the air. The Connoisseur is vacuum-sealed.

If you’ve never purchased anything handmade before, be aware that I am one person taking orders, responding to emails, preparing panties, shipping orders, and trying to take some pictures of my sexy ass — ALL IN MY FREE TIME.

As I am just one, real human-being, there will be a wait while I prepare orders. I will NEVER rush an order or ship anything that I’m not personally happy with. Expect your money’s worth and expect a wait. ♥

Typical wait times from payment to shipment are 2 to 4 weeks.