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How it Works

STEP ONE
Find Your Perfect Pair
Browse my used panties and find the pair that make you want to shove them in your face and take a long, deep breath. Each pair is prepared slightly different, so choose one that most appeals to your taste.

STEP TWO
Place Your Order
Click the “Add to Cart” button on as many items as you’d like, then click “Checkout”. Fill out the short form with your contact and shipping info as well as any specifications or preferences for preparation.

STEP THREE
Check Your Inbox
Check your order confirmation and payment instructions, send payment, and receive your scheduled preparation and estimated shipping dates. I’ll send your tracking number when I ship your package.

My Availability

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How do I order?

  1. Add any item to your cart and click the CHECKOUT button.
  2. Fill out the short form and click PLACE YOUR ORDER.
  3. Send all payments to [email protected]

What happens next?

1. Your request is sent to my email.
2. Your payment is pending.
3. Your order is scheduled.
4. Your order is prepared.
5. Your order is shipped.

More details about what happens after you order →

How do I pay?

I accept Amazon.COM gift cards.

Here’s how to pay with Amazon.

What will my bank statement say?

If you pay with Amazon, it will say it’s from Amazon.
Here’s the screenshot from me asking an Amazon support person:
http://fawnfancybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/amazon-bank-statement.png

Do you offer refunds?

No.

I always do my very best to give you the best experience I can. If I have failed, I will gladly replace your order. However, if you are unsatisfied despite my best efforts, it’s in the nature of my items that we must not be a good fit for one another.

I beg your understanding before placing your order and giving me your money.

How do you ship?

All domestic orders are shipped via USPS and postage is included. A list of my shipping methods for each are listed below:

What about overseas?

All international orders are also shipped via USPS. Priority and express international postage is NOT included in your order and must be added to your total. Typical shipping times and price ranges are listed below:

  • First-Class Mail International
    10 – 14 business days (free!)
  • Priority Mail International
    6 to 10 business days ($25 – $30)
  • Priority Mail Express International
    3 to 5 business days ($55 – $60)

How do you package?

Orders are packaged in discreet 12.5″ by 9.5″ USPS Priority and Priority Express flat-rate padded envelopes. First-class shipments are packaged in an equally discreet 4″ x 8″ padded envelope.

To ensure freshness, each gusset is wrapped in plastic wrap then the folded panty is placed in two zip-lock plastic baggies and pressed to remove the air. The Connoisseur is vacuum-sealed in resealable bags, if you use the same system as I do.

How long will it take?

As I am just one, real human-being, there will be a wait while I prepare orders. I will NEVER rush an order or ship anything that I’m not personally happy with. Expect your money’s worth and expect a wait. ♥

Typical wait times from payment to shipment are 2 to 4 weeks.

How do I contact you?

By far, the best way for me to get your message is to email me at [email protected] I have notifications that go right to my phone! You can try the form below, which is also sent to my email. I will respond as soon as I can.

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