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Lady Pee

– $50 –

20ml clear, plastic spray bottle filled with up to 4 teaspoons of my morning pee.

7/8″ x 3 3/4″ / Clear + Black

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Morning Pee
Filled first thing in the morning, it’s the strongest color, scent, and flavor.

INCLUDED

Discreet Packaging
Items are shipped in a thick bubble envelope with a printed label.

INCLUDED

Free Shipping
First-class shipping is always included for all of my intimate items.

My cute, little spray bottles allow spraying or pouring and are filled-to-the-brim with my strongest morning pee.

– Availablity –

Bottles are prepared immediately after payment has been received. No waiting in line for this golden shower.

– FAQ –

Tell me more about this bottle…
How do you ship the bottle?
How is the bottle packaged?

Tell me more about this bottle…

My lady pee is prepared and shipped within 3 business days of confirmed payment. This particular bottle is an almost 4 inches tall, almost overflowing with my delicious pee. Give yourself a spritz or twist off the top and drink it down.

How do you ship the bottle?

All a la carte items are shipped USPS First-Class which typically takes 3 to 5 days. Please add $10 for USPS Priority (1 – 3 days) or $20 for USPS Priority Express (overnight).

How is the bottle packaged?

To prevent leakage, all bottles are placed inside two zip-top baggies and sealed with tape.

The bottles are packaged in a discreet 4″ x 8″ padded envelope with a thermally printed label. The envelope is tamper-evident, tear-resistant, water-proof, and completely opaque. The return address is FFB/FFB 13350 Dallas Pkwy, Dallas, TX 75240.

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